People reveal their VERY cringeworthy chat-up lines

‘You’re hotter than the London underground during rush hour!’ People reveal their VERY cringeworthy chat-up lines (and it’s no wonder they’re single!)

  • People from across UK have taken to Twitter to share classic British chat-up lines
  • Among worst included ‘Someone call Springwatch…I’ve found a right bird’
  • Another was: ‘I bought you a glass of water because I thought you looked hot’

Is there a bigger turn-off than a cheesy chat-up line? No, we thought not!

Singletons from across the UK have taken to Twitter  under the hashtag #AwfullyBritishChatUpLines to share the most toe-curling one-liners they’ve either said or heard – and they’re sure to make you cringe with embarrassment. 

Among the most truly offensive includes one person who recalled being asked: ‘Here’s my bank card, I don’t want to be contactless anymore.’

A second told how she had the displeasure of being chatted up by a man saying: ‘Someone call Springwatch…I’ve found a right bird.’ 

People from across the globe have taken to Twitter to reveal the most toe-curling chat-up lines they’ve ever heard. Pictured, stock image

The thread quickly racked up thousands of comments, with one singleton sharing his go-to chat-up line: ‘Life without you was like a broken pencil. Pointless.’

Another surely scared off his date when he hit her with: ‘I’m ready to pop the questions, what’s your WiFI password?’

A common theme among the cheesy responses was those that mentioned locations across the UK. 

‘I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart,’ wrote one, while another singleton told how her toe-curling chat-up line is: ‘Let’s light up my bedroom like the Blackpool Illuminations.’ 

One singleton told how her toe-curling chat-up line is: 'Let's light up my bedroom like the Blackpool Illuminations' (pictured)

One singleton told how her toe-curling chat-up line is: ‘Let’s light up my bedroom like the Blackpool Illuminations’ (pictured)

A third revealed that their extremely unromantic go-to one-liner is: ‘You’re hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.’

Food and drink was also a common topic among the responses, with one sharing: ‘I like my men like I like my custard… thick, cold and lumpy.’

A second recalled how a man once told her: ‘Babe I’m going to take you out for dinner……get your coat we’re going to Greggs,’ while a third added: ‘I bought you a glass of water because I thought you looked hot.’

However, other chat-up lines were a little more X-rated, including a very rude take on rugby. 

‘Do You like large numbers, Sexy ? Cos I’ve got a big one for you,’ wrote one, while a second shared: ‘Do you like rugby, Sexy? I’d Love to Try it on with You.’ 

One singleton shared their favourite chat-up line: 'I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart' (pictured)

One singleton shared their favourite chat-up line: ‘I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart’ (pictured)