Gwyneth Paltrow spikes her eggnog with brandy and ‘calorie-loads’ on truffle-topped pasta

Gwyneth Paltrow spikes her eggnog with brandy and ‘calorie-loads’ on truffle-topped pasta

‘Semi-retired’ Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow made a mom joke about spiking her eggnog, a seasonal Christmas milk punch, with brandy on Tuesday night.

The 48-year-old Goop founder – who boasts 7.4M Instagram followers – then quoted her gal pal Chloe Camp: ‘Don’t nog it til you’ve tried it!’

When celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak commented that she was ‘getting mentally prepared for’ their workout, Gwyneth replied: ‘Indeed. Just fully calorie loading before I see you.’  

‘Semi-retired’: Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow made a mom joke about spiking her eggnog, a seasonal Christmas milk punch, with brandy on Tuesday night (pictured December 21)

The 48-year-old Goop founder - who boasts 7.4M Instagram followers - then quoted her gal pal Chloe Camp: 'Don't nog it til you've tried it!'

The 48-year-old Goop founder – who boasts 7.4M Instagram followers – then quoted her gal pal Chloe Camp: ‘Don’t nog it til you’ve tried it!’

Paltrow showed no fear of carbs as she topped her plain linguine with grated European white truffle (which can cost $3,600/lb.) courtesy of her friend Kevin Keating.

The Instastory also gave the rich preppy blonde a chance to show off her monogrammed ‘GB’ dinner plates, which were likely a wedding present from 2018.

Gwyneth and her second husband, two-time Emmy winner Brad Falchuk, originally met when she guest starred in five episodes of Fox’s Glee spanning 2010-2014. 

When celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak commented that she was 'getting mentally prepared for' their workout, Gwyneth replied: 'Indeed. Just fully calorie loading before I see you'

When celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak commented that she was ‘getting mentally prepared for’ their workout, Gwyneth replied: ‘Indeed. Just fully calorie loading before I see you’

Hungry? Paltrow showed no fear of carbs as she topped her plain linguine with grated European white truffle (which can cost $3,600/lb.)

'@kksquared thank you for the you know what': It came courtesy of her friend Kevin Keating

Hungry? Paltrow showed no fear of carbs as she topped her plain linguine with grated European white truffle (which can cost $3,600/lb.) courtesy of her friend Kevin Keating

'Alright, sit down, love!' The Instastory also gave the rich preppy blonde a chance to show off her monogrammed 'GB' dinner plates, which were likely a wedding present from 2018

‘Alright, sit down, love!’ The Instastory also gave the rich preppy blonde a chance to show off her monogrammed ‘GB’ dinner plates, which were likely a wedding present from 2018

Paltrow has two children – daughter Apple, 16; and son Moses, 14 – with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, whom she ‘consciously-uncoupled’ from in 2016. 

And the 49-year-old American Crime Story producer has a daughter Isabella and son Brody from his 13-year marriage to Suzanne Bukinik, whom he also divorced in 2016.

The Politician actress came under fire last Sunday for urging her fans to buy a $795 G. Label ‘Hoffman’ sweater dress and a $2,300 Gucci handbag to celebrate New Year’s Eve at home. 

Met on set: Gwyneth and her second husband, two-time Emmy winner Brad Falchuk (R), originally met when she guest starred in five episodes of Fox's Glee spanning 2010-2014 (pictured September 29)

Met on set: Gwyneth and her second husband, two-time Emmy winner Brad Falchuk (R), originally met when she guest starred in five episodes of Fox’s Glee spanning 2010-2014 (pictured September 29)

'Two loves of my life!' Paltrow has two children - daughter Apple, 16; and son Moses, 14 - with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, whom she 'consciously-uncoupled' from in 2016 (pictured November 26)

‘Two loves of my life!’ Paltrow has two children – daughter Apple, 16; and son Moses, 14 – with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, whom she ‘consciously-uncoupled’ from in 2016 (pictured November 26)

Gwyneth’s tone deaf promotion came the day after 12M Americans’ Pandemic Emergency Unemployment Compensation benefits expired and the Senate is still arguing over a second stimulus check.

Coronavirus numbers are spiking nationwide, and there have reportedly been 19.4M confirmed COVID-19 cases in the States leading to 336K deaths as of Tuesday.

Paltrow grew up in privilege in Santa Monica as the daughter of actress Blythe Danner and director Bruce Paltrow, and her godfather was none other than director Steven Spielberg.

Tone deaf promotion: The Politician actress came under fire last Sunday for urging her fans to buy a $795 G. Label 'Hoffman' sweater dress and a $2,300 Gucci handbag to celebrate New Year's Eve at home

Tone deaf promotion: The Politician actress came under fire last Sunday for urging her fans to buy a $795 G. Label ‘Hoffman’ sweater dress and a $2,300 Gucci handbag to celebrate New Year’s Eve at home