“What was I thinking of giving you that dress,” he spat. “Well, I can tell you what I was thinking of actually, firm thighs, full cups, hips you can hold, creamy young skin, glossy red lips.
“What you actually think I’d bought it for you? Like that sassy little number screams Yasmeen.”
“I bought it for someone who would fill it in all the right places,” he hit out.
As Yasmeen tried to get the dress off, Geoff quipped: “No it’s a bit late for a striptease Yasmeen, that ship has sailed.”